"I went to Northwestern because I had gone to a really nontraditional high school," says the actress, who counts Jake Gyllenhaal and Kate Hudson as her former classmates.

"I was like, ‘It’d be cool to have a traditional college experience,’ " she says. "Then I was like, ‘Oh, but none of these people understand what’s cool about me. My specialness is not appreciated in this place.’"

Zooey Deschanel. This blog entry fucking rips her shit APART, and rightly so. DOWN WITH QUIRK.